Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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