It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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