vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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