a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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