I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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