It's Friday. Sex?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
