this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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