what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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