doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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