Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Sry I called you an 8
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
