Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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