I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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