i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
only if we run a train.
done.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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