Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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