Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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