By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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