He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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