If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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