I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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