we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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