i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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