i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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