I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
