was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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