new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
The ass gains better be worth it
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