I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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