ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize