i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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