I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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