who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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