just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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