with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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