Banned from zoo.
Again?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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