Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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