yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
This baby is an asshole
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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