Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she peed on how many people?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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