so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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