My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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