with your own penis?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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