I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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