what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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