i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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