I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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