Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
As shirtless as possible
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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