I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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