bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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