East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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