Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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