i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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