I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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