She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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