I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The air was thick with penises
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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