Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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