Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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