why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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