Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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