She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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