The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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