Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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